Animal Antics Fan Gifts

'Congratulations on surviving another hunting season.'

Stubborn Horse

'Thank God...Honey, I'm home!'

"They say our senses are so keen we can sense an earthquake before it happens..."

PeepsPoops.

Cat knocked out by mouse - 'We need to toughen you up.'

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'Man that REALLY BUGS ME when a robbery call out turns into a WILD-GOOSE chase!' (Police chasing a goose driving a car).

It was another dramatic dog-fight between the deadly foes.

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

'Though only considered a mere maggot in his youth, Derek rose to greatness becoming King Turdhopper,the most beloved king of 'Turd Mountain.'

Wait a minute … This is too good to be true.

"My buddies there bet me a weeks' worth of leaves to come talk to you. Make it look good and I'll split it with you."

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

"So, I'm in the middle of telling him something and he's looking right at me and just poops, then has the nerve to say 'What? I'm listening.'!"

"Help! The squirrels gone nuts!"

"My sister won't be long, she's just changing her spots."

Cat putting dog poison into rat poison box.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

'Frank! It's Back!!

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

'Now look at what you did! You upset the garbage can and scattered garbage everywhere. Son, I'm proud of you.'

The Pick Pocketing Cow.

'So... Who's chasing who?'

'If you think this is a zoo, spend some time in the executive offices.'

Cat scratches dog's car.

'Honey, put your ball down. I have a feeling our housekeeper is taking advantage of us.'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

'According to the note the duck left, he's liberating your balloon and is hijacking it to Cuba.'

Dog's dinner.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

A&E Department: "Take a seat!"