Quirky Animal Antics Fan Gifts

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

Skipping Horse

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Social Distancing Club

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Cow Blue Arrows

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Stubborn Horse

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember me?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Dog ignores angry cat.

A Tumble Cow

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'Can I have flies with that'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."