Quirky Animal Antics Fan Gifts

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

Skipping Horse

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Stubborn Horse

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

A Tumble Cow

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Dog ignores angry cat.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'Can I have flies with that'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'