Pet Prank Lover Gifts

'I distinctly said hand me that anchor!'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

Doggy conductor

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Click it or ticket.'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Self-walking dog

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

"Anatomy of a cat"

'Dog got your clog?'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"