Pet Prank Lover Pillows

'I distinctly said hand me that anchor!'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Doggy conductor

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'Click it or ticket.'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Dog got your clog?'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

Self-walking dog

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Anatomy of a cat"

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

'First they taught me how to fetch the newspaper, later they taught me how to pee on it, but I I reversed that sequence and all hell broke loose.'

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"