Pet Prankster Pillows

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

'Already got one.' (Cat to a cat salesman selling automatic door openers.)

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

Ambulatory Dog

'Remember, guys... we've got to clean up this mess before the folks get home.'

Simple Dog Humour

'Signing it does not increase its value.'

'For goodness sake, what do you expect me to say?'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

'I'm telling you, he jumped!'

An old dog learns a new trick.

Veterinary Surgeon's waiting room, dog walking in through pet door.

Cat and dog run into tunnel...tiger emerges other end, licking its lips.

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

'Those toys you left us got boring, so we borrowed your paintball gear and had a little fun.'

"Actually he's not begging."

'He feigns death every time I ask him to fetch my slippers!'

The 5 second rule: canine edition

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'I'm telling you the truth! Toilet water is no better than water straight from the tap.'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

Cat tricks dogs into getting their tongues stuck.

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

'Hon, did you see that ultra-adhesive compound I brought home from the lab?'

Rockwell School (Dog disguised as pupil).

Dog drawing glasses and moustache on lost cat poster.

'Did I startle you?'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Cat's 'To Do' list.

"I think the dog swallowed the remote!"

'It's the dog next door for you!'

Cat putting dog poison into rat poison box.

Cheshire cat meets Cheshire dog

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'