Animal Prankster Pillows

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

How to scare cats.

Groucho Chicken

"Hey, buddy, if it's not too much trouble, I'm getting a little peckish and it's my dinner time." "Wha?! You can talk!!" "I'm just messing with you—woof, woof! Woof! Woof!!"

"Me? A couple a' drinks and I thought the cat was a squeaky toy..."

'Ooo. I just love your bearskin rug!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Teddy Time Bears

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'