Pet Pranksters Pillows

"Not in front of the crew!"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"How did you get past my secretary?"

Man and women blindfold their parrot whilst they are in the bedroom.

"Perhaps, that will teach you not to wake the tortoise too early!"

'Did you feed him well? We don't want him eating any Pekinese this year!'

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'Hi honey, I'm home!'

'When did you teach him to play dead?'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Estate Sale

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Don't you think we're taking the 'playing dead' thing a bit too far?!"

"Fetch!"

Cat or squash?

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

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