Pet Pranksters Gifts

"Not in front of the crew!"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"How did you get past my secretary?"

Man and women blindfold their parrot whilst they are in the bedroom.

"Perhaps, that will teach you not to wake the tortoise too early!"

'Did you feed him well? We don't want him eating any Pekinese this year!'

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'Hi honey, I'm home!'

Cat trapping a dog in a car window.

'When did you teach him to play dead?'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Estate Sale

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Don't you think we're taking the 'playing dead' thing a bit too far?!"

"Fetch!"

Cat or squash?

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'