Canine Prankster Gifts

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Teddy Time Bears

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'I did it all from memory.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'