Pup Prankster Gifts

Dog receives an electric shock from an electrical fire hydrant.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Dog fetching clown shoes.

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Teddy Time Bears

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'I did it all from memory.'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'