Puppy Pranksters Gifts

"I hacked into the obedience school and changed my grades. Who's the bad dog now?"

"A 'Delux Inflatable Leg' please..."

'Bad dog!!'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'Dog got your clog?'

Self-walking dog

Back to the Holidays

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.