Puppy Prankster Gifts

"Yes, I'm talking to you. I believe you're the only Sparky in the house."

Where dogs have been before they lick you...

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

'This is 'Louis': He can make you a fake pedigree for 200 dollars...'

Cookie Thief

'A bone? Nah, he's burried the rival gang's dog.'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

Dog training school(Advanced begging Dept.)

"I no longer eat homework. I graduated to term papers."

"Hello 911? Yes it is an emergency. It's my ball. It's gone right under the sofa."

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

"Bad dog!"

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

"It was humiliating! First, he told me to beg and then he wanted me to roll over and pretend I was dead...so, I bit him!"

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

"You destination is around the next curve."

"You know that's not what I meant when I said 'sit'!"

"How's tricks?"

'I've been training him to feign affection.'

He Did It!

Ignore him he's just showing off

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

"Stay!"

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Dog Day Afternoon.

'Oh, isn't he clever? He's brought you your slippers.'

Dog Presents.

"Before I play dead what's my motivation?"

Hang Time Fido

'I bit into that wonderful bone... it was so juicy, so tasty and fleshy... unfortunately, it was in my master's leg!'

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"Uh-oh, Randy's sniffing and walking quickly in circles...This might be a good time for us all to take a short potty break."