Animal Pranksters Gifts

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'This oughta be good; I just panted sic of my best fleas in his chair.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

A pony throws its rider.

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Self-walking dog

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

'Dog got your clog?'

Back to the Holidays

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'