Dog-loving Pranksters Pillows

Dog fire hydrants

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Self-walking dog

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'Dog got your clog?'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Back to the Holidays

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"