Pet Trick Enthusiast Pillows

"I did it!"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"What other tricks does he need?"

"She's all over YouTube."

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Separation

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

"He wants a second opinion."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

"Yes, he's drinking from the bird bath, but I've seen him doing much worse! I caught him drinking from the toilet once!"

He Did It!

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

Dog Walking on Stilts

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

How to scare cats.