Pet Tricks Pillows

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

"She's all over YouTube."

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'Tragically, he wandered onto the discus portion of a track and field event.'

'Hey, Fred -- want to see a stupid pet trick?'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

The Goalkeeper

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"I'll roll over but I refuse to play dead."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

Self-walking dog

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'Dog got your clog?'

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

"Not until you fetch the other one."

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'