Pet Tricksters Pillows

'Hey, Fred -- want to see a stupid pet trick?'

Dogs must be on leash.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"What other tricks does he need?"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"She's all over YouTube."

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Polly tries reverse psychology

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Dog got your clog?'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Self-walking dog

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

'What - this is no parrot? Are you sure? The pet shop salesman is such an idiot! He should really look for a new job, eh?'