Pet Tricksters Pillows

'Hey, Fred -- want to see a stupid pet trick?'

Dogs must be on leash.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"She's all over YouTube."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

Self-walking dog

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Dog got your clog?'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

Best in Heat.

'First they taught me how to fetch the newspaper, later they taught me how to pee on it, but I I reversed that sequence and all hell broke loose.'

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."