Pet Prankster Appreciator Gifts

"I've told you not to do that!"

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"Are those my slippers?!"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

'Dog got your clog?'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

Self-walking dog

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'