Pet Prankster Appreciator Gifts

"I've told you not to do that!"

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"Pssst. Fake poop."

No, I don

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Are those my slippers?!"

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'Dog got your clog?'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Self-walking dog

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'