Pet Parody Appreciator Gifts

'I didn't want her feeling confined, so I bought her a larger cage.'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

101 uses of a dead cat: record player

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

"I was almost that last year."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"That's the preacher's dog."

Canine Comedians

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

'The butler did it.'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

"You remind me of someone."

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

"Man's best friend with benefits"

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

"Allow Me"

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

'Take us to your lead.'

'You can't go outside.'

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

Christmas Puppy Bow

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

Business cartoon about an inbox system.

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

Confidence.

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

"He's a cross breed, bred for intelligence."

That's silly - how many people own invisible dogs?

"Surely it can't be normal for a penguin to suffer from chilblains!"