Pet Parody Lover Gifts

'This is 'Louis': He can make you a fake pedigree for 200 dollars...'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"That's the preacher's dog."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

Doggy conductor

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Dog Calenders.

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Anatomy of a cat"

'The butler did it.'

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

"We hear you have hair of the dog..."

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

Whoa, good thing you had an airbag!

'This is the last time I take the dog out for a walk!'

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

Cat Chores

Dog makes cats float with helium.

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

Rex uses food bowl as satellite dish.

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...