Pet Parody Lover Gifts

'This is 'Louis': He can make you a fake pedigree for 200 dollars...'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"That's the preacher's dog."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

Doggy conductor

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

'The butler did it.'

"Anatomy of a cat"

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

"We hear you have hair of the dog..."

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

'This is the last time I take the dog out for a walk!'

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

Cat Chores

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

'Take us to your lead.'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.