Animal Parody Lover Gifts

Evolution Update.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

Pampered Pets.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

'Scary movie?'

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"Planet of the puppies"

'The butler did it.'

Hog Futures

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

I've been doing sit-ups!

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

'Fowl!'

Working from Home

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

"I've always been a big Otis Redding fan."

"Don't complain. Remember, last week they had us on martinis."

'Come on children, last one out's a rotten egg.'