Animal Impersonation Lover Gifts

"Twenty, if you count the one that’s flying the plane."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

Lion Costume

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Owl

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

"He does impressions too!"

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

"It's that time again when flocks of migratory birds will stop over on our lake, so, time to hide!"

'You'd be surprised how many people comment on my resemblance to Elvis.'

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Farm Humor.

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Cat barking.

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

'He's a sheep dog.'

'It's another obscene call!'

Extreme Makeover.

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

'Harry has laryngitis.'

Football Chameleon

Audition For the Birds

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

'Hey buddy, where's the fire?'

Thanksgiving.

'Stop staring at the key! There is no way you can steal it from right under my nose!'