Animal Impersonators Gifts

"Who here likes impressions?"

Cat barking.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Bee costume

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

Drama Llama

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

It's more than a mike!

Lion Costume

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

Owl

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

Farm Humor.

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

"Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Harry Styles."

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking dog."

'No, not that Bill Gates.'