Bovine Impersonator Gifts

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Motorherd

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

Bee costume

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Moo! OOM!

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

It's more than a mike!

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Lion Costume

Grass: We lost some good men today!

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

The Cud Food Guide

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

Owl

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

Farm Humor.

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."