Animal Impersonator Gifts

Thanksgiving.

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

Farm Humor.

'How long have you been cross-dressing?'

Lion Costume

Owl

Horn Hair

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

'Let's call Jane and make people noises.'

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

Extreme Makeover.

One night only Placido Dingo.

'He doesn't do the sounds, he does the smells.'

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"She does impressions."

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

"Keep your eye on him."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

Bee costume

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

It's more than a mike!

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"