Animal Impersonator Enthusiast Gifts

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Cow looks about to make sure nobody is watching, then bleats like a sheep.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

Lion Costume

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

"He does impressions too!"

Owl

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"Who's this then? Melvyn Bragg!"

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

Farm Humor.

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

Cat barking.

Wow, owners really do look like their pets.

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

'He's a sheep dog.'

'Harry has laryngitis.'

Extreme Makeover.

'It's another obscene call!'

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

Audition For the Birds

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

'Hey buddy, where's the fire?'

Thanksgiving.

The costumes for "Cats" arrived. Try yours on and we'll have a fitting. Spring musical practice. Can we have a loosening?