Wildlife Impersonator Gifts

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Deer Season Open.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Too much concealer?"

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Eat me"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

Bee costume

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Crow and fox

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

It's more than a mike!

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'