Bird Impersonator Gifts

'Do I really sound like that?'

Wordilly Durdillies - Simon was dressed to 'trill'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

So you're a mocking bird...

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

Bee costume

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

The mating call of the Yellow-Throated Warbler,

Easter Bunny

Lion Costume

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

Owl

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Farm Humor.

Cat barking.

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

Nature Magnified

'Wow, you must be good. I never met another impersonator with a fifth-degree sequin belt.'

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

Extreme Makeover.

'It's another obscene call!'

"She does bird impressions."

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

Thanksgiving.