Bird Impersonator Pillows

'Do I really sound like that?'

Wordilly Durdillies - Simon was dressed to 'trill'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

So you're a mocking bird...

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Bee costume

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

Lion Costume

The mating call of the Yellow-Throated Warbler,

Easter Bunny

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

Owl

'Psst...e=mc?.'

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Farm Humor.

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

Nature Magnified

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

Cat barking.

'Wow, you must be good. I never met another impersonator with a fifth-degree sequin belt.'

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

Extreme Makeover.

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

"She does bird impressions."

'It's another obscene call!'

'Hey buddy, where's the fire?'