Animal Impersonators Pillows

"Who here likes impressions?"

Cat barking.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Bee costume

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

It's more than a mike!

Drama Llama

Lion Costume

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Farm Humor.

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking dog."

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

Extreme Makeover.

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'