Animal Impersonation Lover Pillows

"Twenty, if you count the one that’s flying the plane."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

Lion Costume

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

"He does impressions too!"

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

"It's that time again when flocks of migratory birds will stop over on our lake, so, time to hide!"

Farm Humor.

Cat barking.

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

Audition For the Birds

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

'It's another obscene call!'

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

'Harry has laryngitis.'

Football Chameleon

Extreme Makeover.

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

Thanksgiving.

'Stop staring at the key! There is no way you can steal it from right under my nose!'