Dog Impersonator Pillows

'It's another obscene call!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Bee costume

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

It's more than a mike!

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

Lion Costume

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Owl

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

'But I always thought you were a dog person.'

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Twelvis

Farm Humor.

Cat barking.

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.