Feline Impersonator Pillows

The costumes for "Cats" arrived. Try yours on and we'll have a fitting. Spring musical practice. Can we have a loosening?

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Cat Reunion

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"She's all over YouTube."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

"I hate it..."

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

Litter Tray Stonehenge

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Lion Costume

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

Great mouser!

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.