Feline Impersonator Pillows

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Cat Reunion

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"She's all over YouTube."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

"I hate it..."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

Lion Costume

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

'Oh my god, I may have to walk on the floor!'

Great mouser!

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."