Cat Impersonator Pillows

George's method acting preparation for his role in 'Cats' was starting to annoy the neighbours.

Foreign language tape.

'PURRR! Did I say it right?'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Cat Reunion

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"I hate it..."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

It's more than a mike!

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Lion Costume

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'