Cat Impersonator Pillows

George's method acting preparation for his role in 'Cats' was starting to annoy the neighbours.

Foreign language tape.

'PURRR! Did I say it right?'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Cat Reunion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

"I hate it..."

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

It's more than a mike!

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

Lion Costume

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"