Animal Sound Impersonator Pillows

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

Lion Costume

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Owl

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Farm Humor.

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

Nature Magnified

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Cat barking.

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

'Wow, you must be good. I never met another impersonator with a fifth-degree sequin belt.'

Parroting

Extreme Makeover.

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

'It's another obscene call!'

"He's a bull dog."

Thanksgiving.

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

"The cow said moo, the pig said oink, the chicken went cluck cluck, I baaed and then we adjourned."