Animal Sound Imitators Pillows

Future garbage truck driver.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

Lion Costume

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Owl

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Farm Humor.

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Cat barking.

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

Parroting

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

'It's another obscene call!'

Extreme Makeover.

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

A Cow Reversing

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"He's a bull dog."

Thanksgiving.

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'