Animal Sound Imitators Gifts

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Future garbage truck driver.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

Lion Costume

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Farm Humor.

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

Cat barking.

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

Parroting

Extreme Makeover.

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

'It's another obscene call!'

A Cow Reversing

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"He's a bull dog."

Thanksgiving.