Animal Sounds Mimic Gifts

"The cow said moo, the pig said oink, the chicken went cluck cluck, I baaed and then we adjourned."

Future garbage truck driver.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

The mating call of the Yellow-Throated Warbler,

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"Don't repeat this."

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

Cash Cow

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

"I bray, therefore I am."

'Buerrk! Buck, buck, buck...'

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

A Cow Reversing

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

"He's a bull dog."

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

"...Now try and guess this one..."

'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'

Call of the Domesticated.

Wordilly Durdillies - A Baah Baah stool