Animal Sound Impersonator Gifts

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

Lion Costume

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Farm Humor.

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

Nature Magnified

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Cat barking.

'Wow, you must be good. I never met another impersonator with a fifth-degree sequin belt.'

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

Parroting

'It's another obscene call!'

"He's a bull dog."

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

Extreme Makeover.

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

'Hey buddy, where's the fire?'

Thanksgiving.

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'