Animal Sounds Mimic T-Shirts

"The cow said moo, the pig said oink, the chicken went cluck cluck, I baaed and then we adjourned."

Future garbage truck driver.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

The mating call of the Yellow-Throated Warbler,

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"Don't repeat this."

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Cash Cow

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

"I bray, therefore I am."

'Buerrk! Buck, buck, buck...'

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

"He's a bull dog."

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"Ever notice the older you get the more you stop repeating yourself."

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

A Cow Reversing

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

"A little peace and quiet."

"...Now try and guess this one..."

'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'

Call of the Domesticated.