Sound Mimicking T-Shirts

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Future garbage truck driver.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Don't repeat this."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Cow can

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

A servant unfamiliar with his mistress's voice

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Parroting

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

A Cow Reversing

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

"The cow said moo, the pig said oink, the chicken went cluck cluck, I baaed and then we adjourned."

"...Now try and guess this one..."

'Hey, Mr. Jones. I'd know that voice anywhere!'

"His identity crisis is getting worse!"

'Well, you would have a nasal voice too if you had a nose like mine...'

"You're humming that tune our dryer makes when it's completed the cycle."

"Guess what, Pop? The voice-activated ATM downtown thinks I sound just like you."

Multiple Personalities: "Woof, meow, oink, moo."