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"Did you just do a rooster?"

Future garbage truck driver.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"Don't repeat this."

Rod Stewart

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

A servant unfamiliar with his mistress's voice

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Parroting

"He's a bull dog."

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

A Cow Reversing

"Ever notice the older you get the more you stop repeating yourself."

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

"The cow said moo, the pig said oink, the chicken went cluck cluck, I baaed and then we adjourned."

"...Now try and guess this one..."

"A little peace and quiet."

"His identity crisis is getting worse!"

Wordilly Durdillies - A Baah Baah stool

Teenage mimes are kinda boring.

Old McDonald cracks down: 'Knock it off! E-I-E-I-O!'

'Hey, Mr. Jones. I'd know that voice anywhere!'

'Well, you would have a nasal voice too if you had a nose like mine...'

"Guess what, Pop? The voice-activated ATM downtown thinks I sound just like you."

"You're humming that tune our dryer makes when it's completed the cycle."