Imitating Sounds T-Shirts

Future garbage truck driver.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"Don't repeat this."

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

"No, I'm really into this series, I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Parroting

"He's a bull dog."

A Cow Reversing

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

"Ever notice the older you get the more you stop repeating yourself."

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

"The cow said moo, the pig said oink, the chicken went cluck cluck, I baaed and then we adjourned."

"...Now try and guess this one..."

"A little peace and quiet."

"His identity crisis is getting worse!"

"I finally figured out who you copy."

Wordilly Durdillies - A Baah Baah stool

Old McDonald cracks down: 'Knock it off! E-I-E-I-O!'

'Well, you would have a nasal voice too if you had a nose like mine...'

"Guess what, Pop? The voice-activated ATM downtown thinks I sound just like you."

My new app lets me change my voice to sound like anyone. I can sound like Beyonce

"You're humming that tune our dryer makes when it's completed the cycle."

Multiple Personalities: "Woof, meow, oink, moo."