Animal Sound Mimic T-Shirts

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

The mating call of the Yellow-Throated Warbler,

"Don't repeat this."

Rod Stewart

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

"He's a bull dog."

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

A Cow Reversing

"Ever notice the older you get the more you stop repeating yourself."

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

"The cow said moo, the pig said oink, the chicken went cluck cluck, I baaed and then we adjourned."

"A little peace and quiet."

"...Now try and guess this one..."

'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'

Call of the Domesticated.

Wordilly Durdillies - A Baah Baah stool

Old McDonald cracks down: 'Knock it off! E-I-E-I-O!'

'Well, you would have a nasal voice too if you had a nose like mine...'

"Guess what, Pop? The voice-activated ATM downtown thinks I sound just like you."