Animal Voice Mimic T-Shirts

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Lion Costume

The mating call of the Yellow-Throated Warbler,

"Don't repeat this."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Rod Stewart

Owl

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Farm Humor.

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

Extreme Makeover.

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

A Cow Reversing

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

"Ever notice the older you get the more you stop repeating yourself."

The Ventriloquist's Arms

"He's a bull dog."

Thanksgiving.