Animal Voice Mimic Pillows

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Lion Costume

The mating call of the Yellow-Throated Warbler,

"Don't repeat this."

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Farm Humor.

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

Extreme Makeover.

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

The Ventriloquist's Arms

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

"He's a bull dog."

A Cow Reversing

Thanksgiving.

"The cow said moo, the pig said oink, the chicken went cluck cluck, I baaed and then we adjourned."