Voice Imitation Pillows

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Future garbage truck driver.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"Don't repeat this."

Rod Stewart

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Cow can

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking.

"No, I'm really into this series, I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

"May I have your autograph?"

"Ever notice the older you get the more you stop repeating yourself."

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

The Ventriloquist's Arms

A Cow Reversing

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

"No, I'm really into this series. I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

Bean Convention. Well, looks like everyone made it, Frank! Yep! There's our Peruvian friend! Hey, Lima! And a big salute to our Navy bean pal! Thank you for your service! And our jhittery amigo coffee bean. But where's - Sorry! Had to pahk the cah! Ahh! Boston Baked!

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

"...Now try and guess this one..."

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

'If you expect to get ahead around here, never again address the executive staff in your Donald Duck voice.'

'You're not speaking french...you're speaking English with a French accent.'

"I finally figured out who you copy."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Teenage mimes are kinda boring.

Ventriloquist throwing his/her voice to confuse someone knocking on his/her door.

'Well, you would have a nasal voice too if you had a nose like mine...'

My new app lets me change my voice to sound like anyone. I can sound like Beyonce

"Maybe we can persuade Dexter to do his Donald Duck impression?!"

"Guess what, Pop? The voice-activated ATM downtown thinks I sound just like you."