Voice Imitation Gifts

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Future garbage truck driver.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"Don't repeat this."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Cow can

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking.

"No, I'm really into this series, I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

"May I have your autograph?"

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

The Ventriloquist's Arms

A Cow Reversing

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

"No, I'm really into this series. I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

"...Now try and guess this one..."

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

'If you expect to get ahead around here, never again address the executive staff in your Donald Duck voice.'

'You're not speaking french...you're speaking English with a French accent.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Ventriloquist throwing his/her voice to confuse someone knocking on his/her door.

'Well, you would have a nasal voice too if you had a nose like mine...'

"Maybe we can persuade Dexter to do his Donald Duck impression?!"

"Guess what, Pop? The voice-activated ATM downtown thinks I sound just like you."