Speech Imitation Gifts

"Ever notice the older you get the more you stop repeating yourself."

Future garbage truck driver.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"So, have you two fallen out again?"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"Don't repeat this."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Cow can

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

"May I have your autograph?"

"No, I'm really into this series, I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

Parroting

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

The Ventriloquist's Arms

'This one was hatched within the sound of Bow bells.'

Bean Convention. Well, looks like everyone made it, Frank! Yep! There's our Peruvian friend! Hey, Lima! And a big salute to our Navy bean pal! Thank you for your service! And our jhittery amigo coffee bean. But where's - Sorry! Had to pahk the cah! Ahh! Boston Baked!

"No, I'm really into this series. I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

A Cow Reversing

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

"The cow said moo, the pig said oink, the chicken went cluck cluck, I baaed and then we adjourned."

"...Now try and guess this one..."

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

'If you expect to get ahead around here, never again address the executive staff in your Donald Duck voice.'

'You're not speaking french...you're speaking English with a French accent.'

"His identity crisis is getting worse!"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Teenage mimes are kinda boring.

"I finally figured out who you copy."

'Well, you would have a nasal voice too if you had a nose like mine...'

"Maybe we can persuade Dexter to do his Donald Duck impression?!"