Imitating Accents Gifts

"No, I'm really into this series, I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

Future garbage truck driver.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"So, have you two fallen out again?"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"Listen to you ... you've already lost your accent ... "

"Don't repeat this."

Cow can

"The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny! The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny!"

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

Casting for Heroes series II.

"The blind date went well and we've agreed to meet again on Saturday night, but by golly, he's hard to understand: he's a Yorkshire Terrier. . ."

"May I have your autograph?"

Bean Convention. Well, looks like everyone made it, Frank! Yep! There's our Peruvian friend! Hey, Lima! And a big salute to our Navy bean pal! Thank you for your service! And our jhittery amigo coffee bean. But where's - Sorry! Had to pahk the cah! Ahh! Boston Baked!

"No, I'm really into this series. I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

The Ventriloquist's Arms

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

A Cow Reversing

'This one was hatched within the sound of Bow bells.'

'I'm a mockney - gey me aaahht of ere!'

"I detect an accent — one that's down on its luck and has had too much to drink."

"Ever notice the older you get the more you stop repeating yourself."

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

A northern cow

'I reckon your scouse accent has really got it flummoxed!'

'They say all the best comics come from Liverpool don't they - wait until you hear Spot's Scouse accent!'

'Please, just wipe my mind not my posh accent!'

"We're almost to Britain, Captain. Might be a good time to practice your silent ARRRRs."

"...Now try and guess this one..."